Monday, June 10, 2013

Non veg-2

Phone to iPhone Ya Blackberry hona chahiye
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !

Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !

Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !

Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye...
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !

Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !

Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !

Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !

Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai

Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !

Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai

Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !

Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !

Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !

Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai ! 

Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !

Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !

Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !

Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !

Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !

Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !

Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !

Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !

Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !

Bande ke paas Izzat honi chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !

Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !

Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !

Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !

Ladka accha hona chahiye
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!! 

Soch sedhi honi chahiyee...
Ulta to tarak mehta ka chasma b hai...😜

Joke smjne layk hona chye ,forwrd toh DVD player me bhi hota hai

.grup pe chat hona Chahie...silent to resort bhi hai

Watchman khada hona chaiye...
soya toh Sauce bhi hota hai!!!:p

Degree commerce ki honi chahiye, medical toh stores bhi hote hain

Girlfrnds to russian honi chayiyee 
Asian toh paints bhii hote haii..

Insaan shaant hona chaiye gambhir toh gautam bhi hai....😛😝

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